Here is a little latin lesson in case we wanna show our deep culture. So, the first step in having a great culture is to know a bit of latin. But why should we need famous quotes from famous latin-speakers, so un-fashioned nowadays!? We should learn what we need, and that means we should learn to translate things we say all day long. That’s why I managed to make a little MUST list. I guess it’ll help us survive this 21st century.
i stink, therefore i am – puteo ergo sum
unleash hell – solve lora infernis
barbarian on board – barbarus in curru
jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you’re an asshole – te amat iesus, ceteri te putuant irrumatorem
you mother is so fat, when she’s in town, Rome has eight hills – mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles
your mother is so ugly, when the gods turned her into a pig, she thought her prayers had been answered – mater tua tam turpis est ut cum di eam mutaverint in porcam, suas preces putaverit eos auduvisse
your mother is so stupid, when she found a coin with Caesar’s name on it, she tried to return it to him – mater tua tam stults est ut cum invenerit nummun ferentem nomem Caesaris, huic eum restituere conata sit
go ahead, punk, make my day – age, catamite, fac mihi hunc diem felicissimum
wassup!? – quagis!?
talk to the hand, the face ain’t listening – adloquere manum, facies nescit quid velis
make love, not war – suscipite amorem, non bellum
your head may explode – fieri potest ut caput tuut displodatur
get outta der – eice id ex animo
whatsamatter you? – quid te sollicitat?
download the goddamn file, you bur-ridden piece of shit – assume plicam damnatam, o tu moles muscaria muscerdarum
due to global warming, my homework spontaneously combusted – orbe terrarum nimiun calefacto combustione hydrogonanthacum, pensum meum domesticum sua sponte flammam concepit
my homework was forcibly recycled by eco-terrorists – praescriptum meum domesticum per vim in fibras redactum est a sodalitate quae terrore pro Terra utitur
what could possibly go wrong? – quid nobis infeliciter fieri potest?
the devil made me do it – diabolus me coegit peccare
suck my aqueduct – suge meum aqaeductum
go fuck yourself – futue te ipsum
go for the sake of fucking yourself – utinam tete futueres
eat shit and die – mande merdam et morere
you lucky fuckhead – salaputiun fortunatum
make it your policy to fuck yourself – tete futuito
to be continued… – narratio resumetur…
you cheap bastard – propudium parcissimum